Adelema: The Grammy Winners I just can't stand

The latest Grammy Award show took place on Sunday, with Adele winning six awards, matching Beyonce's record for most Grammy's won in one night for a female artist. She took home gold in the three major categories: album, record and song of the year.

So why do I dislike Adele so much?



First off, allow me to clarify that it has nothing to do with her weight. I have no problem with fat people. My father always tought me to appreciate some added cushion.

Anyways, I recall listening to Adele's latest album shortly after it was released. I thought, wow she has a good voice. I never listened to that album again. That album is so boring, it will put you asleep faster than Chip after a martini and a bottle of Nyquil. On top of the extreme boredom, I realized how much I hate English accents.

Oh, and then there's Chris Brown.


I was trying to figure out why I hate Chris Brown, who won a Grammy on Sunday. I don't think I'm still mad about him beating Rihanna. I forgave him a couple months ago for that. After hearing "We Found Love" 34,568 times in a two month span I realized that I too wanted to slap her a bit.

(Just kidding. Shit I Say Sober does not condone violence in any form. Peace, love, drugs and alcohol are what we stand for)

Then it hit me. Chris Brown is just a crazy douche.
End of story.