Tired of being short? There is a newly developing elective surgery to lengthen your legs. It's quite simply done by breaking a bone in the leg, adding a medal rod in between the broken parts, and waiting as the rod expands.
It's no different than getting a nose job, fake boobies or getting some fat sucked out.
I suppose I am opposed to all elective plastic surgery. Perhaps it began when my mother decided she wanted bigger boobies when she was 40 years old.
Growing up, I had to learn to not care what other people thought. Learn to love what your features, no matter what the haters say. And for the haters...
Now, on to a man who is short and proud. Chandra Bahadur Dangi, 72, proudly came forward as 22 inches, making him the shortest man on record.
All I can say is, I want one for Christmas. We all know I hate animals, put this is my ideal pet. It's like getting a new puppy that doesn't need to be potty trained (he fits into diapers!)
. . . :)
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