It was announced recently that McDonald's stopped use of a pink slime in their "meat." Ammonium hydroxide is a chemical that is used in cleaning products and was used in happy meals. Okay so I suppose you should know you're not exactly getting top notch quality cuisine. Though this poison is no longer in use, there's no doubt tons of other chemicals are injected into their shit meat. One tip America; Subway, eat fresh.
Next, Jay Leno says he hasn't eaten a vegtable since the 1960's, and the last time he ate an apple was 1984. When First Lady Michelle Obama visited him on his NBC late night show, she got him to munch on an apple and a veggie pizza. So what is his lazy ass eating? Seriously Jay, eating some fucking broccoli from time to time will do you some good. Stop collecting cars and go for a walk every once in awhile.
You're not off the hook Obama. Stop trying to get people to eat healthy, you're annoying. You don't even know what healthy food is. Just because there's some eggplant on a pizza, doesn't make it healthy. Apples and honey is only a good snack choice if you're trying to overdose on sugar. But good job on staying in shape, it only decreases Barrack's chances of sleeping with an intern, or Haley Marx.
Speaking of African Americans and food, Nicki Minaj's backstage tour demands were recently released. Several buckets of fried chickens wings (no thighs), twelve bottles of apple juice, half of them iced and half room temperature, red bull, two dozen roses, etc. etc. etc. One word; bitch. Luckily, all that chicken wing fat is going straight to her boobies.
All this food talk has me salivating.
Until next time. Adios.
Unfortunately, I no longer eat fast food. But, I am getting hungry for McDonald's now that there's no pink slime involved.
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